God: Also...I've been imprisoned here for an eternity. I just...I need it, that's all.
And I'm not sure if you really have any right to be asking about God and a starship when you still haven't told anyone where we keep the steam. Ass. <3
Let's face it. If you were omnipotent and omniscient, why would you not want a starship? You can have anything and everything, so why the hell not? I mean, what would happen if this conversation came up?
Person: God, do you have a starship? God: Yes. Person: Why do you have a starship? God: When I created you, I knew that we would have this conversation. I conjured myself a starship to be prepared. Person: Wow, you're on top of the game. God: I'm God, you dolt.
I mean, God needs a starship because if he wasn't prepared, then he would be wrong and the universe would collapse. So, to answer your question; God needs a starship to keep the universe intact.
It's a starship. Don't you want a starship? I want a starship. Everybody wants a starship. You shouldn't be suprised when god wants one too. It's freakin' cool.
God doesn't need a starship. brittany does, so she can take over the world. he wants it so he can give it to me because apparently his first human attempt to ruin us all [using the taliban, of course] did not go over so well.
Scientists will soon reveal that the healthiest things for you are alcohol, high fructose corn syrup and cigarettes.
The wearing of swords will come back into fashion in a big way: sabers and rapiers are in, epees and dirks are not.
The cure for AIDS will be discovered. It is Snapple Raspberry Iced Tea.
Dinosaurs will return, hell-bent on TAKING BACK WHAT'S THEIRS!
"XXX 3" will become the highest grossing movie of all time, causing religious leaders to band together and declare publicly that there is no god.
Western Civilization will crumble because of sex and violence on television.
NASA will hold a press conference where they will announce that space really only extends out roughly 200 feet beyond the Earth's atmosphere, and billions of dollars were spent simply on zero-gravity ping-pong, which is said to be "really fucking cool".
Aliens will land outside of Topeka, Kansas. They will exchange recipes for homestyle gravy with the residents before departing, never to return.
Researchers at the University of Chicago will discover proof that it truly isn't "the size of the boat" and is, in fact, "the motion of the ocean".
God needs a starship so that he can then trade it to the player for a small business, or enterprise if you will. The player then trades this... enterprise... to Capt. Bill for the Turbolift code, which leads to the secret ending.
Oh, wait. We took that out. Didn't we? Oh man, if we didn't we better watch out, or someone will hack OGIC and find it, forcing us to raise our rating. Yeah, I know we didn't actually write that ending or anything, but I'm sure it would have been good enough to get us a higher rating if we had.
Rather, the starship which is gained from God for the... enterprise... is traded to Capt. Bill. Whatever. Doesn't matter, since we still didn't implement it anyway. We have random endings now and that's cool.
God does not require a starship because God is self sufficient. God desires a starship so he can make it zoom around really really fast while making those "Vroom-vroom" engine-like sounds, which is just a really really fun way to spend an otherwise really really tedious eternity.
Okay, so I got a livejournal just so I could answer my this question. Its not like I need another blogging and/or friend system. Really I need another one like I need another thumb in my eye. And trust me, the first few thumbs really weren't that great.
The answer: God needs something that can contain his existence in a physical form. The problem is, every time He partially contains Himself in a human, we kill Him off, saying that the entity isn't of God and such. In a starship, He's a bit more intimidating to us peoples. Plus to mention, having a starship really impresses the geeks of the world. I mean, warp speed...that really would convert all aethist geeks right there. A starship can also contain much more of God than a human body can. Its not just a simple comparison of volume--no...you must take into account the types of materials. We all know that starships are composed of some of the strongest materials that earth has to offer (God knows this, because he created earth). Therefore, the amount of God that a starship contain is very very large. I'm not quite sure how you can measure Him, or I would try to express the units. Perhaps this should be your next question: In what units can God's spirit be measured in?
I hope I've answered your question, and cleared up any confusion that your other friends here may have bestowed upon you.
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jeva) wrote,
August 6 2005, 04:27:52 UTC 6 years ago
August 6 2005, 04:32:17 UTC 6 years ago
And I'm not sure if you really have any right to be asking about God and a starship when you still haven't told anyone where we keep the steam. Ass.
<3
August 6 2005, 04:57:31 UTC 6 years ago
Person: God, do you have a starship?
God: Yes.
Person: Why do you have a starship?
God: When I created you, I knew that we would have this conversation. I conjured myself a starship to be prepared.
Person: Wow, you're on top of the game.
God: I'm God, you dolt.
I mean, God needs a starship because if he wasn't prepared, then he would be wrong and the universe would collapse. So, to answer your question; God needs a starship to keep the universe intact.
August 6 2005, 05:25:54 UTC 6 years ago
August 6 2005, 17:34:13 UTC 6 years ago
August 6 2005, 17:45:09 UTC 6 years ago
http://tborgax.homepage.dk/audio.ht
August 6 2005, 05:38:58 UTC 6 years ago
Duh
It's a starship. Don't you want a starship? I want a starship. Everybody wants a starship. You shouldn't be suprised when god wants one too. It's freakin' cool.August 6 2005, 11:06:15 UTC 6 years ago
Any other questions?
August 6 2005, 14:08:51 UTC 6 years ago
August 6 2005, 15:46:37 UTC 6 years ago
shh.
August 6 2005, 17:14:27 UTC 6 years ago
August 6 2005, 17:51:03 UTC 6 years ago
Oh, wait. We took that out. Didn't we? Oh man, if we didn't we better watch out, or someone will hack OGIC and find it, forcing us to raise our rating. Yeah, I know we didn't actually write that ending or anything, but I'm sure it would have been good enough to get us a higher rating if we had.
August 6 2005, 18:05:35 UTC 6 years ago
August 6 2005, 18:25:51 UTC 6 years ago
August 6 2005, 22:47:41 UTC 6 years ago
August 7 2005, 03:08:55 UTC 6 years ago
August 8 2005, 01:04:42 UTC 6 years ago
August 8 2005, 04:14:39 UTC 6 years ago
duh.
January 13 2006, 06:37:26 UTC 6 years ago
I'm a bit late...
Okay, so I got a livejournal just so I could answer my this question. Its not like I need another blogging and/or friend system. Really I need another one like I need another thumb in my eye. And trust me, the first few thumbs really weren't that great.The answer:
God needs something that can contain his existence in a physical form. The problem is, every time He partially contains Himself in a human, we kill Him off, saying that the entity isn't of God and such. In a starship, He's a bit more intimidating to us peoples. Plus to mention, having a starship really impresses the geeks of the world. I mean, warp speed...that really would convert all aethist geeks right there. A starship can also contain much more of God than a human body can. Its not just a simple comparison of volume--no...you must take into account the types of materials. We all know that starships are composed of some of the strongest materials that earth has to offer (God knows this, because he created earth). Therefore, the amount of God that a starship contain is very very large. I'm not quite sure how you can measure Him, or I would try to express the units. Perhaps this should be your next question: In what units can God's spirit be measured in?
I hope I've answered your question, and cleared up any confusion that your other friends here may have bestowed upon you.
-Flip